martedì 27 dicembre 2016

SEAPORT - UPDATE 29







The Christmas event will be over in two weeks! Keep finishing the seasonal tasks and do not forget to earn enough commodities to upgrade some of your event ships.
Two ships have been added to the shop. Have you already checked them

Royal Katherine

available from level 182 Price: 6 050 000 coins, 1 450 000 wood, 210 000 wooden ponies
Buy XP: 400 000
Crew: 100 (140)
Capacity: 40 (54)
Langport

available from level 134 Price: 590 gems
Buy XP: 330 000
Crew: 150
Capacity: 58
The Cloth destination has come back and it is upgradeable now. New levels have been added also to the Cocoa destination. We hope you had a great Christmas time! Enjoy the rest of 2016, we wish you a peaceful and successful year 2017! Sailor Joke: So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "I've had enough of you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the Parrot into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible ruckus. The bird kicks and claws and squawks to no avail. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"

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